Her Purple Gremlin

Her Purple Gremlin desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to smash. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

Her Purple Gremlin craved for a bag of poop to eat. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Her Purple Gremlin often carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be epic. A magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Her Purple Gremlin needed a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square of all things.

Her Purple Gremlin often carried a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Her Purple Gremlin wanted a hat that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.