A Round Gremlin

A Round Gremlin owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Round Gremlin wanted a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. It might be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Round Gremlin looked for a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

A Round Gremlin often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

A Round Gremlin desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Round Gremlin always had with them a custard pie that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.