My Dodgy Gremlin

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately needed a tomato to smash. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Gremlin found a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Gremlin wanted a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Gremlin always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes drop. It was an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

My Dodgy Gremlin looked for a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Gremlin desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to share. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it