His Big Gremlin

His Big Gremlin often carried a cucumber that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

His Big Gremlin always kept a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

His Big Gremlin carried a stretchman to share. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen item.

His Big Gremlin searched for a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Big Gremlin craved for a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

His Big Gremlin desperately desired a condom that they liked to experiment on. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.