The Determined Gremlin

The Determined Gremlin always kept a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Gremlin needed a set of lego that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Determined Gremlin desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Determined Gremlin often carried a porno magazine that they would put down their trousers. It was a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Determined Gremlin carried a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item selected.

The Determined Gremlin searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.