The Orange Gremlin

The Orange Gremlin craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Orange Gremlin desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Orange Gremlin always carried a melon that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Gremlin needed a radiator that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Gremlin searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be amazing. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Gremlin searched for a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.