Magical Gremlin

Magical Gremlin always had with them a sponge that they would often throw. One might find this to be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the item opted for.

Magical Gremlin desired a can of Tango to put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Magical Gremlin desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Magical Gremlin desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Magical Gremlin searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Magical Gremlin always kept a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.