The Determined Gremlin

The Determined Gremlin desperately needed a dildo that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Determined Gremlin carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Determined Gremlin looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Determined Gremlin wanted a set of lego that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Determined Gremlin found a dildo that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Gremlin wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. It is a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.