The Lovely Gremlin

The Lovely Gremlin searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Gremlin owned a can of coke that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Gremlin desperately needed a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Lovely Gremlin carried a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was epic. A wig being the thing selected.

The Lovely Gremlin always kept a sack of potatoes that they would worship. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Gremlin craved for a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.