Her Lucky Gremlin

Her Lucky Gremlin desperately desired a pint of cider to rub on his belly. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Lucky Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Lucky Gremlin often carried a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Her Lucky Gremlin wanted a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an original idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

Her Lucky Gremlin found a bag of poop that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

Her Lucky Gremlin looked for a bag of flour that they would drop. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.