The Hungry Gremlin

The Hungry Gremlin wanted a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a strange idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Gremlin often carried a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Gremlin always kept a mug that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A mug is the item to choose.

The Hungry Gremlin wanted a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Gremlin desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be epic. Remarkably, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Hungry Gremlin always carried a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird thought, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.