His Different Gremlin

His Different Gremlin owned a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

His Different Gremlin desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the chosen item.

His Different Gremlin needed a sack of potatoes that they would smash. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.

His Different Gremlin carried a cheese grater that they would break. One might say this is an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Different Gremlin craved for a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

His Different Gremlin desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be an original activity, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.