The Cute Gremlin

The Cute Gremlin carried a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. It might have been an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Gremlin found a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Gremlin always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Gremlin found a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Cute Gremlin carried a spade that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Cute Gremlin desperately needed a vibrator to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.