My Lovely Gremlin

My Lovely Gremlin looked for a cup that they would often smash. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.

My Lovely Gremlin wanted a sponge that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Lovely Gremlin found a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Gremlin desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

My Lovely Gremlin owned a tomato that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a tomato having that done to it

My Lovely Gremlin desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.