His Square Gremlin

His Square Gremlin owned a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

His Square Gremlin desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.

His Square Gremlin carried a melon that they would often worship. It was a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

His Square Gremlin desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

His Square Gremlin needed a stretchman that they would occasionally smash. It should be a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Gremlin had a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.