The Depressed Gremlin

The Depressed Gremlin carried a spade that they would worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Depressed Gremlin always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Gremlin needed a tomato that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Gremlin desperately wanted a custard pie that they would share. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Depressed Gremlin searched for a tomato that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.