The Naughty Hedgehog

The Naughty Hedgehog often carried a vibrator that they would sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Hedgehog carried a ball that they liked to cuddle. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a ball is the item to choose.

The Naughty Hedgehog desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Hedgehog desperately needed a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Hedgehog searched for a bottle of wine that they would play with. It is a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Naughty Hedgehog desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It was an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.