The Scary Hedgehog

The Scary Hedgehog owned a crown to put down their trousers. It should have been an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A crown would be the item chosen.

The Scary Hedgehog owned a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Scary Hedgehog had a melon that they sometimes drop. It was an original action, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Honestly, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Scary Hedgehog always kept a CD player that they would often hug. It might be a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

The Scary Hedgehog found a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Scary Hedgehog found a little monkey that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.