The Depressed Hedgehog

The Depressed Hedgehog desperately craved for a hat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Strangely, a hat having that done to it

The Depressed Hedgehog desperately desired a teapot that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to select.

The Depressed Hedgehog needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Depressed Hedgehog always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Depressed Hedgehog always kept a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird operation, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Hedgehog looked for a sword to annihilate This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.