A Depressed Hedgehog

A Depressed Hedgehog desperately desired a bag of poop that they would share. It is a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Hedgehog carried a porno magazine that they liked to drop. It would be a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

A Depressed Hedgehog desperately wanted a radiator to play with. One might find this to be a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.

A Depressed Hedgehog carried a pen to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Hedgehog craved for a custard pie that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie being the item opted for.

A Depressed Hedgehog found a sword that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was opted for.