Stupid Hedgehog

Stupid Hedgehog needed a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Stupid Hedgehog desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a condom is the item to select.

Stupid Hedgehog carried a stretchman that they would drop. It would be a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.

Stupid Hedgehog desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Stupid Hedgehog desperately craved for a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Stupid Hedgehog carried a cup that they sometimes play with. It would have been a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.