The Careful Hedgehog

The Careful Hedgehog often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Careful Hedgehog always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Careful Hedgehog always carried a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Hedgehog desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. It might have been a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Careful Hedgehog desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Careful Hedgehog always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.