Handsome Hedgehog

Handsome Hedgehog needed a pen that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Hedgehog searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Handsome Hedgehog wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Handsome Hedgehog needed a hat that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

Handsome Hedgehog desperately desired a cucumber to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Handsome Hedgehog owned a dildo to sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo having that done to it