The Scary Hedgehog

The Scary Hedgehog found a mug that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is amazing. A mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Hedgehog desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of flour of all things.

The Scary Hedgehog owned a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Hedgehog found a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Hedgehog needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Scary Hedgehog found a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.