Her Fat Hedgehog

Her Fat Hedgehog desperately needed a melon that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a melon being the chosen thing.

Her Fat Hedgehog had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Her Fat Hedgehog desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Her Fat Hedgehog desperately needed a spade that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen thing.

Her Fat Hedgehog desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Her Fat Hedgehog had a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the chosen item.