His Troubled Hedgehog

His Troubled Hedgehog found a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Hedgehog desperately desired a can of coke to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Hedgehog craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

His Troubled Hedgehog wanted a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was simply life. A porno magazine was the chosen thing.

His Troubled Hedgehog wanted a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Hedgehog searched for a radiator that they would break. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.