Purple Hedgehog

Purple Hedgehog looked for a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

Purple Hedgehog found a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen item.

Purple Hedgehog desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

Purple Hedgehog needed a Harry Potter wand to break. It might have been a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

Purple Hedgehog desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate This seems to be an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was exciting. A rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Purple Hedgehog always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.