His Bewildered Hedgehog

His Bewildered Hedgehog desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Hedgehog carried a porno magazine to hug. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

His Bewildered Hedgehog always had with them a cup that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Hedgehog always had with them a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

His Bewildered Hedgehog desperately craved for a bat to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Hedgehog always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.