His Troubled Hedgehog

His Troubled Hedgehog desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. It might be an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Troubled Hedgehog found a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

His Troubled Hedgehog often carried a tomato to worship. It was considered to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.

His Troubled Hedgehog desperately looked for a condom that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom having that done to it

His Troubled Hedgehog always kept a crown that they liked to smash. This is certainly a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a crown is the item to opt for.

His Troubled Hedgehog desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was opted for.