The Big Hedgehog

The Big Hedgehog desperately looked for a radiator that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Big Hedgehog desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally break. It is an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Big Hedgehog desperately craved for a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Big Hedgehog craved for a custard pie that they would play with. This seems a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big Hedgehog desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange thought, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Big Hedgehog always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It would be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.