The Tired Hedgehog

The Tired Hedgehog found a sponge to eat. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Hedgehog desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Tired Hedgehog desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often play with. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Tired Hedgehog desired a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Hedgehog desperately desired a bag of poop that they would break. It was an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Tired Hedgehog needed a porno magazine that they would often smash. This could be considered a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.