The Curious Hedgehog

The Curious Hedgehog always kept a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be wonderous. A rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Curious Hedgehog wanted a rubber johnny to sit and look at. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Curious Hedgehog carried a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Hedgehog desperately looked for a pen that they would break. It might have been a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Hedgehog desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Curious Hedgehog desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.