My Ugly Hedgehog

My Ugly Hedgehog looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Hedgehog looked for a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

My Ugly Hedgehog needed a pint of beer that they would often hug. It should be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Hedgehog desired a pint of beer that they would often play with. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Ugly Hedgehog often carried a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Hedgehog found a bottle of beer that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.