The Angry Jerk

The Angry Jerk owned a set square that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Angry Jerk desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Angry Jerk carried a cup that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Jerk always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Angry Jerk desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Angry Jerk looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.