The Energetic Jerk

The Energetic Jerk always had with them a stapler that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler having that done to it

The Energetic Jerk always kept a CD player that they would break. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Energetic Jerk desperately needed a lava lamp to play with. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be epic. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Energetic Jerk searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Jerk owned a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Energetic Jerk searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.