The Grumpy Jerk

The Grumpy Jerk searched for a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It is an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

The Grumpy Jerk often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Jerk searched for a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. This seems a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Jerk looked for a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Jerk always carried a wig that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to choose.