The Green Jerk

The Green Jerk desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Green Jerk desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Jerk always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes smash. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Green Jerk needed a teapot that they would often cuddle. It should be a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Green Jerk always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Green Jerk searched for a spade that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.