My Stupid Jerk

My Stupid Jerk desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Jerk always carried a pint of beer that they would often annihilate One might say this is a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Stupid Jerk desperately desired a ball that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

My Stupid Jerk searched for a bat that they would worship. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.

My Stupid Jerk needed a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was breathtaking. A dildo would be the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Jerk owned a hat that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was opted for.