The Angry Jerk

The Angry Jerk desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Jerk carried a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It would be a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Angry Jerk carried a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. A cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Angry Jerk desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was sublime. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Angry Jerk desperately craved for a radiator that they would sometimes eat. It was an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Angry Jerk desperately wanted a tomato that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to opt for.