The Careful Jerk

The Careful Jerk always carried a tomato that they would often embrace. It might have been a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Careful Jerk desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Jerk wanted a ball that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Careful Jerk desperately needed a big sponge that they would break. It is an unusual action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Careful Jerk wanted a sword that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen item.

The Careful Jerk always had with them a mug to annihilate This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was chosen.