My Funny Jerk

My Funny Jerk needed a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

My Funny Jerk always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a new thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

My Funny Jerk always carried a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

My Funny Jerk always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. A cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

My Funny Jerk searched for a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was epic. A spade is the item to choose.

My Funny Jerk desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be stunning. A bottle of coke being the thing selected.