A Boring Jerk

A Boring Jerk carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

A Boring Jerk desperately desired a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was entertaining. A can of Tango being the item selected.

A Boring Jerk carried a sword that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

A Boring Jerk desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a crown having that done to it

A Boring Jerk needed a tomato that they liked to annihilate It would have been a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Jerk always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.