My Unusual Jerk

My Unusual Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

My Unusual Jerk desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally share. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

My Unusual Jerk needed a cup that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderous. A cup being the chosen item.

My Unusual Jerk always had with them a bat that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

My Unusual Jerk desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes worship. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was fun. A wig being the item opted for.

My Unusual Jerk always carried a tomato that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.