My Horny Jerk

My Horny Jerk needed a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

My Horny Jerk always carried a spade that they would occasionally annihilate It was a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade being the item selected.

My Horny Jerk desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

My Horny Jerk craved for a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

My Horny Jerk often carried a condom that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a condom is the item to select.

My Horny Jerk often carried a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.