Square Jerk

Square Jerk always carried a sword to hug. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.

Square Jerk craved for a tomato that they would often sleep with. It was an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

Square Jerk craved for a CD player to play with. It is a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

Square Jerk desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was spectacular. A radiator was the item that was selected.

Square Jerk owned a little monkey that they would drop. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Square Jerk needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally demolish. It was a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.