The Crazy Jerk

The Crazy Jerk desperately craved for a big sponge that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Jerk desperately searched for a painting of a melon to drop. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Jerk always kept a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Jerk always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Jerk owned a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Jerk desperately desired a CD player to embrace. One might say this is a new operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was opted for.