The Round Jerk

The Round Jerk looked for a set square that they would sometimes throw. It was a different thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderful. A set square is the thing to opt for.

The Round Jerk craved for a ball that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Round Jerk desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Round Jerk desperately needed a sword to share. It was an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Jerk always carried a crown to worship. It is considered to be a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Round Jerk craved for a melon that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.