Brainy Jerk

Brainy Jerk desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a stapler having that done to it

Brainy Jerk always carried a radiator that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be fun. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Brainy Jerk desired a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

Brainy Jerk carried a tomato that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Brainy Jerk always had with them a set of lego that they liked to eat. One might say this is an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.

Brainy Jerk carried a pint of beer that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.