The Chinese Jerk

The Chinese Jerk found a little monkey to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Chinese Jerk often carried a condom that they liked to throw. It might have been a weird thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Jerk owned a set of lego to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Jerk owned a cucumber that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Jerk always had with them a sword that they would sometimes annihilate It is a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be entertaining. Strangely, a sword is the item to select.

The Chinese Jerk desperately looked for a bat to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen item.