His Foolish Jerk

His Foolish Jerk wanted a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sponge is the item to select.

His Foolish Jerk found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Foolish Jerk needed a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

His Foolish Jerk looked for a stapler to drop. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

His Foolish Jerk owned a pencil sharpener that they would often play with. It is a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

His Foolish Jerk always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item opted for.